Lillianisms

I’ve posted a few Lillian quotes on Facebook lately, but I realise not everyone is on facebook and I wanted to record them all together so here we go:

Lil on natural disasters: “There was a big flood in Japan and it washed all the bananas away.”

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Lil to Ed: “Life is what you make it Ed.”

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Lil to me: “Oh, look! You’ve got a bit of a fat tummy. I think you’re having another baby.”

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In answer to the question “What would you like to do on our next girl’s date?”:

“Maybe we could go and find a pig, and get a container, and put the pig in the container, and bring it home, and make bacon!”

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She pronounces ‘hotel’ as ‘helltoe’. So cute.

Quotes of late

Lillian to Dave: You’re driving me crazy!
Dave: Who says that?
Lillian: Mum.
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Lillian, at the top of her voice in the IGA: Mum’s having a baby!

Putting me straight

Me to Lil: You’re my number one girl.
Lil: No, I’m two and a half.

A conversation in the car

Lil: What did you do when you were a baby, Mummy?

Me: I don’t know. Did I cry?

Lil: No, you were a happy baby.

Me: Oh, that’s good. Were you a happy baby?

Lil: No, I cried.

Me: Why did you cry?

Lil: Because I had no teeth and then my teeth came.

Thanks and funnies

A big big thank you to Elissa and Michelle who came up from Sydney and helped out with house painting on the weekend. And to Xanthe and Arlo who also helped with painting (Xanthe) and with keeping Lil occupied (Arlo). We had fun and got so much done.

A couple of conversations from the weekend:

Arlo (age 3): Let’s go to the pub for a glass of wine.

Lillian: I’ll drive.

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Me: What do you want for Christmas Lillian?

Lillian: Ummmmmm

Me: What do you want santa to bring you?

Lillian: Ummm…a present.

Me: What sort of a present?

Lillian: A green one.

Me: What do you want inside the green present?

Lillian: A monster!